just now my parents were quarreling over food
-.-
cos my dad buy too much food at one go
very wasted.
and then they argued about how much the children (aka me) eats.
my mom started saying ppl my age eat very little so as not to grow fat (True but only dinner:D)

papa: tell mama how much u eat. i buy the chicken rice u also finish everything!!!!
mama: tell papa how much u eat. very little right!!!!

me: ...er... .....

super caught in between la-.- and i was sitting in between them. wow how literal.lol

mom to dad: can dun give me that unhappy buay song look... huh.. u hear already bo song issit??
dad: song song... song la..
me: CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LAAAA-.-

haha. lucky i was there.. if not they might have boxed each other. haha!

Anyway, this is funny...

British vs Singapore english
One may conclude that our english is kanasai, but actually, its simple, short, concise, straight to the point, effective etc.

When giving customers bad news,
British: Im sorry, sir, it seems that we do not have the sweater in your size.
SG: bo stock.

Returning a call,
British: hello this is john smith. Did anyone call me a few minutes ago?
SG: hello you call me ar?

Asking someone to make way,
British: excuse me, I would like to get by, would you make way?
SG: siam leh

When someone is staring,
British: What is it you are staring at boy?
SG: Kua lan jiao ar!

When someone is noisy,
British: stop talking so loudly here
SG: dian la kaopei!

Just for laughs:D